Xyuppi
Just to be clear. The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
You can tell the age of an artificial Christmas tree by the lines of duct tape around the box it's stored in.
Xyuppi
I set my alarm extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to get up.
Florida
I went to see a fat psychic the other day..... well it was actually a four chin teller.
I’m not going to post anything else about toilet paper, I’m pretty wiped out from it..
Hey folks, don't forget to run out and get your Powerball tickets tonight. The jackpot is up to a 24 pack roll of Charmin.
ZYuppi
The winner of the first Presidential debate is...Tylenol Extra Strength!