If you wear camouflage clothing in public it does the exact opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Xyuppi
Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, complaining about the person they hired.
My friend is addicted to interventions. We have no idea how to help him...
Florida
Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls
Kristian Alekov
The nicer the house, the harder to find the kitchen trash can.
ZYuppi
You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
After winning the game I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV, but apparently that's not OK in Bowling.