I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking google stupid questions.
Glow in the dark condoms. Now you see it. Now you don't.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
"Thats What." -She
When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day.
Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single. Just let that sink in...
For some reason there are front cameras on iPod's and phones but girls act like it makes more sense to use the back camera and take a picture in a mirror.