Robert Zunick
Half the journey is knowing where you’re parked.
Robert Zunick
I would really love to see two mimes arguing.
Sorry to break this to you, but there's no future in time travel.
The coolest tourist attraction in the world is the Sistine Chapel, because it's full of ceiling fans.
I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.
My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.
I guess “Trying to be” isn’t really the answer the doctor was looking for when he asked if I was sexually active.