I wish real life had as many ejection seats as cartoons.
Robert Zunick
You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.
On the one hand I feel bad that Jeniffer Lawrence privacy was invaded, but on the other hand...well that hand is busy.
Why does Play-Doh say "fun to play with, not to eat" then make 1000 accessories that all make it shaped like food?
I really wish Wal-Mart had a 10 teeth or more line...
Dance like nobody is watching! because they're not...they're checking their phone.
I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate.