Amigo
I don’t mind going to work. It’s that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me.
According to WebMD, I'm sick and tired of people.
Amigo
I don’t drink to forget about problems. I drink to create new problems that that make the old issues irrelevant.
This movie has "adult content"? So, they're gonna complain about back pains and setting up a 401k?
Amigo
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can’t make coffee.
Amigo
Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don’t make a right! Tomorrow I’m going to try three.
Disney owns marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is the son of a king. Thor is now female. Thor is now a Disney princess.