Amigo
The best occupation to work from home: Bartender.
Amigo
I wonder if the Ziploc bag company secretly lobbies to keep marijuana illegal.
Amigo
If you guys ever need anything always remember I’m just an unanswered phone call away.
Amigo
If they just built prisons out of the stuff they package electronics in, no one could ever escape.
Amigo
Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.
One bad decision is called a mistake. A couple bad decisions is called stupidity. Several bad decisions is called "My Life."
Last night I saw a snuggie commercial, I thought it was a stupid idea, but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold