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I lol'd. = I laugh out louded.
If you want to take a bank teller out on a date, just ask her. Don't slip her a note at the window. Trust me on this.
The Terminator was the ultimate cyber bully.
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
I'm all for saving the world, just not necessarily the people.
¡ʇɥbıɹןɐ buıʞɹoʍ sı buıɥʇnɹǝʌǝ 'ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop ˙ɹooןɟ ǝɥʇ uo doʇdɐן ʎɯ pǝddoɹp ı
Beauty is only skin deep but that's ok because my eyes can't see any farther than that.
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