When a cowboy breaks his leg, I think his horse should be allowed to shoot him.
Upon further consideration, "Gillette: The best a man can get" is an incredibly depressing thought.
They say that half of life is just showing up. But they won't tell me where.
Say "no" to drugs because talking to inanimate objects is the best way to show people you're sober.
I have a hunch that my posture is not the best.
I have this really cool key locator thing. If only I could find it.
Why aren't cough drops called anti-cough drops? We don't use bacterial soap.