Remember when the air at gas stations for your tires was free? Good times, good years.
ZYuppi
I was being sincere when I told my friends their baby looks like a movie star...I just failed to mention that the kid looks like E.T.
Xyuppi
I’m broke ! So when I said “call me if you need anything” I meant, prayer, support & hugs. You know, free stuff.
"If you buy it, you break it." - Piñata Stores
People think I’m good at keeping secrets but the truth is I’m just bad at paying attention to what you told me.
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families
So Donald Duck never wore pants, but how come when he got out of the shower he wrapped a towel around his waist?