ZYuppi
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour.
It's kind of patronizing that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot.
Florida
A sperm bank is the only bank that you lose interest after making a deposit.
ZYuppi
Air Bags: your car's attempt of trying to cheer you up after an accident by giving you surprise balloons.
Traditions are basically dead people peer pressuring us
Xyuppi
I'm gonna get my life together. This damn heat makes me realize I can’t go to Hell
Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store but break as soon as you put something inside them.