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PizzaDr
It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
Police officers are like spiders. I know they're useful to have around, but whenever I see one I get really nervous.
It’s hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
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Xyuppi
At the stroke of midnight on August 31, Pumpkin spice everywhere!
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It's only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.
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Xyuppi
I hate using Drano. You're literally pouring $4.00 dollars down the drain.
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