I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
Xyuppi
Kudos to the guy at Starbucks that said his name was "Bueller" and left before his coffee was done, leaving the barista calling him over and over
Your secrets are safe with me! Odds are, I wasn’t even listening.
Xyuppi
Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
I have an L shaped couch... Lower case.
Xyuppi
Ironically "Chumbawamba" totally got knocked down and never got up again.
My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?