Xyuppi
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and D.E.A.
Cris
I've deleted enough stupid Facebook posts to realize I should never, ever get a tattoo.
Xyuppi
Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this.
Xyuppi
ATM's need to have breathalyzers.
Over half the contacts in my phone are named “Do Not Answer”
The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.
Jon
I heard an ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" But then, I can't drive a bus..