Robert Zunick
It’s been “one of those days” for like 3 years now.
I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.
Xyuppi
The first rule of "Condescending Club" is really kinda complex and I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you.
Xyuppi
If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up.
Xyuppi
Is the Internet hiring?...I put my 40 hours in this week.
Xyuppi
Whenever I'm about to tell someone that their fly is down, I can't think of a good enough reason for why I was looking down in the first place.