On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me.. 12 hoes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a weirdo who wont stop inboxing meeeee...
When Simba is singing how he can't wait to be king, he's singing how he can't wait for his father to die.
alarm clocks: because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else.
My cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on!
If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
If it isn't on the first page of Google search results, it doesn't exist.