Apparently it's ok to leash your dog to a bike rack, but it's illegal to leash your kid to one. Parenting is hard...
Novell
It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.
Novell
Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours.
Why don’t the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' enemies just flip them on their backs?
My shirt has two button-down options: Uptight golf dude, or disco chest hair.
I dont know why we say "luckiest man alive" the "alive" part is pretty redundant, probably a pre qualifier to be considered for luckiest man
Cyberbilly
My life coach told me to just let the clock run out.