Only diabetics can enjoy the full effects of Lifesavers.
I'm somewhere in between the kind of person my dog thinks I am & the kind my ex's friends think I am.
Took three flushes before it went down. Next time I'll make sure the fish is dead.
I'm boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
Sorry Starbucks, it's always going to be small, medium, and large.
Guilty pleasure? I never feel guilty about pleasure.
It's so cold people are telling the most outrageous lies just hoping their pants would catch on fire