As a funny prank, Clark Kent should go try to get his ear pierced.
I'm sorry, Siri, but if I wanted my phone to talk to me I would answer my calls.
Men have three basic hairstlyles: parted, unparted and departed.
Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
TSA agents should have to remove an article of their own clothing every time they don't find anything during a strip search.