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Do mimes observe a moment of talking when someone passes away?
Facebook is no longer a social networking site. It's a continuous puzzle to find out how to use a social networking site
There's a massive AT&T cell tower outage in Los Angeles tonight. Millions are unable to communicate. Many of them sitting in the same room.
We're to the point where Facebook has access to more info on us than Homeland Security.
Double-negatives are a no-no.
I don't mind being back on my meds... I just think it's sad that at the same time all the dogs in the neighborhood stopped talking to me.
There are lies, damn lies, and then there are profile pictures.
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