ZYuppi
I’m about 1 week away from being friends with a volleyball.
Florida
I've run out of toilet paper and I'm now using lettuce leaves. This morning was just the tip of the iceberg.
Xyuppi
If we are being honest, we all have dated a man/woman that we would feed to a tiger.
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
You know whats really uncomfortable? Pants! But I still wear them in public, not for me but for others!
ZYuppi
If 2020 were a drink, it would be a Colonoscopy Prep
I am forever disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn't name his daughter Sue.