Xyuppi
Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Xyuppi
Ever notice that the person who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year?
Xyuppi
I'm paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.
Xyuppi
I was late for my first Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I’d highly recommend Fight Club.
Xyuppi
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm all alone in a abandoned hospital and my flash-light isn't working properly.
ZYuppi
Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, and you really don't want to see a lot of it...
The Lord moves in mysterious ways, but you don't have to. Use your turn signal!