Xyuppi
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
Tom
Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family Friends Caller ID to avoid family and friends
Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.
Being a regular church-goer on Easter is like being a regular gym-goer on New Years
Note to self: you never read these notes so stop writing them.
PizzaDr
Haven’t been in a relationship in a while. I forget, am I supposed to start the argument or finish it?