PizzaDr
If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I'm trying to unlock it more than two times, I'm driving off without you.
Xyuppi
I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it's in walking distance.
It's always best to fart when there's a baby on the bus. They ALWAYS get the blame.
Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
Xyuppi
if there's no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra's?
Sorry, guy outside grocery store with a heavy bag and one arm in a sling, but I can't help you. Ted Bundy ruined that for everyone.
Xyuppi
You've got to love yourself. Just not in public places...