Xyuppi
The New iPhone 7 is coming out in August. If you want a sneak peek of the new iPhone. Take a look at your current iPhone and pretend it cost 200 dollars more.
Florida
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
Xyuppi
I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram.
Me: It's a dark comedy with no romance and everything goes wrong for the main character. Her: Which film? Me: Film? I'm describing my life.
Florida
Guy tip of the day: To avoid arguments about the toilet seat, use the sink...
Xyuppi
I wish we had staff meetings in the garden. The plants would've love the fertilizer.
Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?