Xyuppi
If you’re starting a sentence with “not to sound like a jerk,” guess what you’re going to sound like.
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
Xyuppi
There's a big difference between knowing what time the liquor store closes, and what time it opens.
Xyuppi
Proactive is good for your skin but even better for letting you know which celebrities need money.
Cyberbilly
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
Xyuppi
Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.