Novell
At this point in life, my greatest chance of having a threesome will be sex with a schizophrenic.
Robert Zunick
The boss keeps talking about a company 401k … I don’t think I can run that far!
Xyuppi
When I'm not sleepy, I listen to some Chris Brown. That knocks me out right away.
Xyuppi
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their WiFi.
guru me
I dont know what it is about sex that has me panting afterwards. Maybe its the physical exertion, complex techniques, age... or could just be inflating the damn dummy every single time!
Xyuppi
Vegetables are a must on my diet. I am eating Carrot cake, Zucchini bread and Pumpkin pie.
By Ice Cube's standards, every single day in my life has been good so far.