Is it the S or the C that's silent in scent?
Novell
Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.
Novell
I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations.
I always wonder if the people sitting near me at church every Sunday are unsettled by the fact that I take my communion like a shot of cheap vodka because I'm still in a party mode from Saturday night.
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them.
#thedailyjeff
If swimming is such great cardio, explain manatees.