Amigo
I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
Novell
The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa
There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I'll kill you all.
Novell
Just found some old sex coupons I got from an ex for my b-day. Any of you ladies take competitor’s coupons?
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful.
The holiday season is a time for family…but let’s try to enjoy it anyway.