Ladies, if you suspect your man of cheating and you know where the "mystery" woman lives... drive by the house and if the WiFi connects you have your answer.
Beer comes from hops. Hops are plants. Beer is liquid salad.
Cyberbilly
If your story doesn't end with "but his eyebrows will eventually grow back," I don’t want to hear about it.
Amigo
I've never jumped in one of those photos where everyone was supposed to jump. I always just open my mouth and throw my arms in the air.
Amigo
We all just sat there and watched as Pepe Le Pew tried to rape that cat. Shame on us.
Amigo
Shoutout to this ATM fee for making me buy my own money.
Amigo
Nicknames are WAY more fun when people don’t know they have them