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The rest of the country calls it a "crime ring". In New England, it's called a "huddle".
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Midnite Reign
With the advances of technology these days how come no one has invented a tampon that is like a turkey timer that just pops up when it's done?
Why aren't they called ASSteroids instead of hemorrhoids???
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Blake Young
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Goldilocks was a hipster: Hardly liked anything, and she tried to eat porridge before it was cool.
I see the new "Hunger Games: Catching Fire" movie is here. The title sounds like their going to learn the do's and dont's of grilling dinner. Gas versus charcoal.
Good Liam Neeson jokes are always Taken. Although, the crappy ones are Taken 2.
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