No pain no gain but also no pain no pain.
"What do we want?!" "TIME TRAVEL!" "When do we want it?!" "IRRELEVANT!"
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary...that's what gets you.
Eveyn quintana
Dear Family, Thank you for putting the box of my favorite cereal back in the pantry. I can now eat disappointment for breakfast.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
Cyberbilly
I washed my car with my wife today. You know what? She doesn't make a very good sponge.
Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.