These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
All my friends keep telling me to never succumb to peer pressure. So I'm going to take their advice and not listen to them.
Writing "Dictionary" for Broadway. It's a play on words
Shouldn't old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?
Women only fake it in bed because men fake everything to get them there.
Halloween: The one night a year where we completely undo everything we've taught our kids about taking candy from strangers.
Beer is a gateway drug to aspirin.