I got mood poisoning....must have been something I hate.
Xyuppi
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Don't be that guy that tells people not to be that guy.