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Florida
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.
What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
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Kristian Alekov
They say we can have gatherings with up to 8 people without issues. I don’t even know 8 people without issues.
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Xyuppi
Just give the Hedge Funds a 600 dollars check. They will be fine.
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Florida
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week
Generating all our electricity from solar power is not going to happen overnight.
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Xyuppi
The guy who named the "Chimichanga" should really be given more authority to name things
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