ZYuppi
If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby after eating ribs, you just didn't eat them right.
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
Xyuppi
I set my clock ahead to prevent being late but all it really did is sharpen my skills of subtraction.
Xyuppi
For 5 dollars you can either get your girl/guy a Valentine gift OR you can get them the Costco rotisserie chicken. That’s all I’m saying, the choice is yours
Xyuppi
How long is this social distancing going on? My wife keeps trying to come back in the house.
ZYuppi
The world all of a sudden feels like a casual stroll through a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit at the end of a busy weekend.
ZYuppi
Before you complain too much about your situation, remember, someone is quarantined with your ex.