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#16940
Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
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#16943
The Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners than it has kept out.
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#16965
I believe in living every day like it's my last day, and on my last day, I plan to take it easy.
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#16978
Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
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#16983
Xyuppi
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
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#17003
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
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#17116
Xyuppi
We were so poor that all we had for dinner was “helper”.
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