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I'm lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.
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Xyuppi
My "check engine" light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
"Lmao" - a French cat
Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours."
I was addicted to Tide Pods. But, I’m clean now.
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Xyuppi
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace
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Xyuppi
My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
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