For every cigarette you smoke, God takes an hour from your life and gives it to Keith Richards.
Xyuppi
Remember folks, it's bad luck to be superstitious!
Xyuppi
New study says you will believe anything that starts off with "new study says."
Xyuppi
Why can you wear a hoodie every day of the year & nobody cares but if you wear a shirt twice in a week you're suddenly homeless?
Xyuppi
"That's crazy" is the perfect response when you haven't been listening.
Lots of us suffer in silence. You should try it.
Xyuppi
I'm taking my paycheck to the bank, because it's too little to go by itself.