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#8648
E.B. FlipShank
Taco Bell gift cards are a great idea. People can get food & gas all at the same time.
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#8661
Amigo
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain
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#8671
Amigo
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great.
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#8679
Amigo
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service
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#8689
Amigo
It only becomes a mistake if you regret it.
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#8711
Amigo
You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
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#8728
I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful or if it was just the 27th outfit she'd tried on & he didn't want to be late to the party.
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