I thought 70 was the new 50, but the cop still gave me a ticket.
Men are like dogs. We're excited to see you, and we have no idea what you're mad about.
There's so much cleavage on Telemundo that my baby thinks it's The Food Network.
All the coffee beans in South America can't make me a morning person.
I really wish the dollar store would start selling gas.
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn't change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
Up to date Girl Scout cookie sales by states: California: 136,000 Boxes Florida: 128, 000 Boxes Virginia: 126,000 Boxes Colorado: 8 Million Boxes