I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they'd tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.
I'm going to become a hermit as soon as I find a cave with a decent wifi connection.
Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
Amigo
I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap.
Terry Burcham
I went to Spain to run "with" the bulls but I had to run "from" the bulls...someone made a mistake, a big mistake..
Advice to men: If a woman ever says "Are you wearing that?" it should never be worn. It's best to throw it away now.
Peace on earth would be nice, but not gaining 20 pounds over the holidays would be a Christmas miracle.