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If people labeled themselves doctors as quickly as people labeled themselves writers, we'd all be dead.
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Shopping for antiques won't make you gay, but it will make you buy curios.
I'm going to make a beer called "The Mondays" so that you can get a case of "The Mondays".
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Shouldn't diet pills be called "Girth Control?"
My local news station just announced that they fired their lead anchor. Apparently he was really weighing down the show.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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