I was a pretty disappointed as a kid when I found out that "debut" was not pronounced the way it's spelled.
It would be awesome to make a cow laugh until milk squirted out of her nose.
History is written by the winners. Browsing history is deleted by the perverts.
"I just launched a new fragrance!" is a great way to announce a fart.
I either just saw a girl with a mustache, or a guy who looked like a girl....with a mustache.
Unlike Mario, I would have given up after finding that first chubby midget instead of a princess.
Promises are a bit like babies. Fun to make but hard to deliver.