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#955
Time to go grocery shopping. Just fed the kids peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...on hot dog buns.
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#1023
Every day I say a little prayer of thanks that no one I know can read my mind.
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#1149
Pac-Man vs. Hungry Hungry Hippos. Make it happen.
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#1176
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If time is money, then are ATM's time machines?
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#1181
It's best not to marry a man who refers to the rehearsal dinner as the "Last Supper."
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#1225
This salad bar needs less salad and more bar.
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#1252
I can be a morning person after all. I just can't go to bed the night before.
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