We used to experiment with launching monkeys into space. Now it is CEOs. Progress.
Florida
Need to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays? Put it in Amazon boxes and leave it on your front porch.
Florida
Ice cream truck driver is the only profession where's its socially acceptable to drive to neighborhoods and lure children.
Kristian Alekov
I accidentally changed my GPS voice to “Male”. Now it just says “it’s around here somewhere, just keep driving”.
Florida
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
When life gets you down, remember, At least I am not dumb enough to follow a striping truck down the highway AS IT PAINTS YELLOW LINES, ride the FRESHLY PAINTED yellow line & then be shocked there’s yellow paint on my car.
Is it possible that we were all a day off and God only took Macho Man? RIP Macho Man.