All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.
Dave Long
Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I'm making you up.
ZYuppi
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story about a field of grain that could have become beer but didn't.
We are very lucky that out of all the bodily functions that could have been contagious we got yawning.
Florida
In Florida we get "I'm still voting" stickers.
Want to meet eligible singles in your area? Then mill around the Valentines candy clearance isle.
They should give the girls who don’t get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.