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#16369
In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
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#16388
Florida
I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.
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#16510
Xyuppi
I reenacted the romantic scene from "Lady and the Tramp", but it wasn't I'd expected; my dog ate all the spaghetti.
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#16587
Florida
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
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#16645
Xyuppi
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
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#16662
Xyuppi
I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.
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#16684
In Moana, the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana, The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken.
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