Laughter is the best medicine... except for treating diarrhea.
New camo condoms! She'll never see you coming again.
If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.
If you ever laugh so hard that your ass actually comes off, stuff probably stops being funny really quickly.
I really need to stop saying, "how stupid can you be?" People are taking it as a challenge..
So the Titanic was done in 3D recently... do you think they will actually see the iceberg this time?
One day I saw this little girl near a volcano, talking to a monkey while dancing...so I called social service's on Dora's mom and dad...