Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we’re camping. With an angry bear close by.
Novell
I think my mailman is stealing my Nigerian lottery checks
I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
I have learned from watching crime dramas on tv when the good guys yell "Federal Agents" at the bad guys, the bad guy always runs. Wouldn't it be smarter to yell "Prize Patrol" if you really want to catch a bad guy?
You know that feeling when the fireworks are over and it's time to go home? Being an adult is basically just like that, but all the time.
Novell
It’s 2015. Why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet?
Million dollar idea: A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"